Cecil: *whine* *whine whine whine*
Me: Hmm. Does he have to go out?
The Awesome Husband: Maybe, but he'll have to be patient.
Me (speaking for Cecil): I'm a do-og. I don't have opposable thumbs... or patience. Don't be stupid!
Me (speaking for myself): You know, that was Moxie's name before I adopted her.
The Awesome Husband: *pause* ... Why would anyone name a cat Stupid?!
Annnnd *scene*.

1 comment:
I'm STILL laughing about that! "Welcome to the cat shelter....this one is dense, would you like to bring her home today?"
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